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This conversation just happened at my friend's house!

 (My friend and I were talking about the Asian Festivile. We were talking about these nunchaku they had there and that they were foam and crappy)
Me: Now THESE are real nunchaku! (Real wood/metal) Imagine if you get a few good twirls with this and hit someone in the nuts!
 *We both start laughing*
Fletcher: That would hurt like hell!
Me: You could hear his unborn children crying and screaming, "Daddy noooo!!!"
Fletcher: *Holds pillow to his ear* You can hear the same thing through my pillow!

I’m going to bed now, thank you Sir Anon for helping me… The rest of you I could care less about…

I know you’re tired of dealing with drama and bullshit, but I was 2 seconds away from cutting my throat when my friends IRL and Sir Anon contacted me… Thank you to my true friends, the real people who care…

I lost my only will to live…

I officially have nothing to live for… My one purpose of living is now gone…

So far things are not looking good…

I’m going to bed… I start acting like an asshole when I’m tired…

There Are Two Kinds Of People On Tumblr...

People who say there is no porn on their dashboard.

And liars.

Ever watch Sailor Moon?

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No but my friends freak out on me everytime I say I haven’t…

Late Night Anon Hour! ;D

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nimblerain:

#I literally got nothing earlier, so I’ll try this again… ~~(AND GET NOTHING!)~~

Lets play truth and dare! Send me a question or a dare and no matter what I will do it (unless super bad)

We're watching Kiki's Delivery Service in this Livestream!!! »

Guys… I don’t want to start anything big and cause a big scene or anything but… I’m on break…

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Based on my posts, leave in my ask 5 things you’ve learned about me.

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DO THIS

YOU WON’T DO IT THOUGH

#Yep^

Cici: Yeah, I bet you won’t…